Hey, Look, Another League to Bet On

It's a new year so we thought it'd be a great time to introduce you to a new leauge--the United Football League.

Surely, some of you have already heard of the UFL, and maybe you're already drooling over the chance to bet on a league that doesn't have a history of questionable calls. The league has made it clear that it doesn't want to compete against the NFL and serve more as a minor league instead, but that doesn't mean that they can't compete with the NFL in wager amounts on their sport.

Currently in its infancy with plans to kick off this fall, the UFL is still deciding their final markets and team names, taking suggestions from their fans.

With that, we introduce to you our campaign to name the potential Las Vegas team, since it is obviously the gambling capital of the world.

How about the Las Vegas Lemons, in honor of this here site? Lemmy would make a perfect mascot, and of course, we already have the helmet ready to go. Now go stuff those ballot boxes!